Mar
25
2010
Yet another fad… time to experiment
Author: BoompoetAlright… here it is. Chat Roulette…. The blog-o-sphere is all a buzz with informative posts and opinionated rants regarding this “new” and “innovative” interpersonal nightmare. I have said before that technology was disconnecting people, turning us all into mindless 30-second-attention-span-zombies. As you all may or may not know, I’m not entirely opposed to a Zombie apocalypse in the traditional sense, but this… I digress.
I saw this website on one of the many fluff pieces CNN likes to throw at the breakfast consuming masses and I decided that I would try it… then I decided I wouldn’t. I read some blogs on the subject; some hail the coming of a new “Internet speed dating phenomenon” others simply regard this new viral fad as something akin to having your ego bashed in with a brick. A writer for the New York Times said it was a horrific experience and another blog did a poll, asking it’s readership if they thought it was a great invention or, as previously stated, an interpersonal nightmare which overwhelmingly won the poll. As I said… I haven’t tried it.
I have something of a fragile ego myself and don’t know how well I’d take the mass quantities of rejection as people see my glowing simi-bearded face light up their screen then click “next”. I am, contrary to popular belief, am a compassionate soul so I would have some issues doing the afore mentioned next clicking when someone hideous or a pervert pops up. Hideous perverts need some “love” too right? I would just not want to get hurt or hurt anyone.
For the purposes of making an informed decision, however, I think I’ll give it a whirl. Not to long, maybe a few minutes to see what the hub-bub is all about. I will post again when I have completed the experiment and digested the data. That’s me talk for… “I’ll try to be impartial and not take this to seriously but at the same time detach emotionally and view this whole thing as an experiment as I view most other humanesque interactions.”
Update -
Chat roulette was horrid. I was on for about 10 seconds and in that time I saw dude after dude, a hot girl who immediately hit “Next” and a man’s harry buttocks. I decided to try something else… a picture of two dancing birds with a word ballon that said “Dance <3″. Surprisingly, the response was good. Pretty much all the chat partners stopped and danced for a second before moving on and it made people smile. I guess it’s not all bad, but still it begs the question… What the hell is wrong with humanity that they’d need to reach out like this? Just wondering.

